But a Bitch Ain’t One – May 4th
Game
If you're havin'
girl problems i feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't
one
I got the rap patrol on the gat patrol
Foes that wanna make sure
my casket's closed
Rap critics that say he's "Money Cash Hoes"
I'm from
the hood stupid, what type of facts are those
If you grew up with holes in ya
zapatos
You'd celebrate the minute you was havin' dough
I'm like fuck
critics you can kiss my whole asshole
If you don't like my lyrics you can
press fast forward
Got beef with radio if i don't play they show
They
don't play my hits well i don't give a shit SO
Rap mags try and use my black
ass
So advertisers can give 'em more cash for ads...fuckers
Howa know what
you take me as
or understand the intelligence that Jay-Z has
I'm from rags
to ritches niggas i ain't dumb
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
Hit
me
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The Game
Can’t say the same for Lobo. 6:30pm rolls around and they still only
have one woman to play on their team.
They eventually recruited someone’s girlfriend to play. How is that possible? Isn’t everyone dying to get to the field
to play?
I
missed most of the game, but from what I heard it was a good one. B61 played
tight defense, and with a final score of 16-8, we certainly hit well. Lobo was better than the Dirty Dawgs,
much better hitting and fielding, so it made the win that much sweeter. Apparently, we even had Blue in our
corner because by the time I got there, he was joking with us. When JJ went in to pinch run for Henry,
Blue said, “The runner is the last batted out. It’s usually Jason.” Did we slip him a beer before the game
started?
Memorable Moments
·
Vipond making
an amazing double play by tagging third and making the throw to Whipit. Using his jerry-rigged glove apparently
made the play all the better
·
The awesome
stopping of a home run with the relay throws from Steve to Matt to Henry to make
the play at the plate
·
At least two
more 2-out rallies for the Bus Stops
·
Henry making a
great pitching debut
·
Capone
apparently hitting the Mr. Softee truck with a foul ball. Yeehaw
·
Betsy getting
brushed by the runner going to second yet still making the underhanded throw to
Whipit to get the runner out at first
·
The final play
of the game – Jamie fields a grounder and throws it a little high to
Whipit. Whipit has both of his arms
over his head for the catch with his foot on the bag when the runner barrels
right into him and knocks him back two feet onto the ground. When Whipit lands, the ball rolls out of
his glove. He scrambles to his
feet, and I’m thinking he’s going to punch that guy out. Instead, he gets up and screams, “I held
the ball long enough!!” Sure
enough, Blue calls him out. Whipit
does a patented Raible/ Incredible Hulk roar and flex. Lobo’s third base coach remarked to
Jamie after the play, “That guy loves the pain.”
Player of the Game
The
unanimous vote for Player of the Game went to Alyce for driving in 3 runs with
some great hits. Not only did she play incredibly,
she took the notes for the writeup AND jerry-rigged Jamie’s glove before his
double play. Is there anything this
girl can’t do? Well done, Alyce! We
love ya.
Web
Site
You can see all of the writeups at http://www.czarsolutions.com/softball/
Trading
Cards
For the May 20th game, we will be taking pictures for the B61 softball trading cards. Come ready with your favorite baseball pose.
2005
Adult Coed YMCA Softball
East
West
#1
Brooklyn Net Sellers (Smith’s)
1-1
#2 McMahon’s(Sports Club)
2-0
#3
#5
Angry Wade’s
0-0 #6 Schnack
0-0
#7
NY Anchors
1-0
#8
B61
2-0
#9
598 Restricted
0-2
#10 Zombie Hut
0-1
#11
Dirt Dawgs
0-1
#12 Magnetic Field
0-2
#13
Lobo
2-1
#14 Coburn Cougars
0-1